January 2010
24 posts
Dammit.
Girls under 12 and gays of all ages let out an epic sigh of relief today.
Despite previously claiming the future of the band was uncertain, Joe Jonas was kind of to calm everyone’s nerves when he assured the world the Jonas Brothers are NOT breaking up.
“We are happy being a band, and it’s what we’ve always wanted to do. We are not breaking up. There’s no reason...
“Favorite
(970):
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood....”
“(937):
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don’t let...”
By the by....
I egged your car at -10. Yeah, good luck with that.
“(952) Just separated my laundry in “got laid” and...”
When a cold’s got you down, don’t take it laying down with a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Get up and punch it in the face. Do it the native way.
Sam’s Native American Slammer:
1 oz Benylin
1 packet Emergen-C
2 tablets of Cold fx
2 oz Malt Whiskey
5 oz Orange Juice
Mix in a tumbler half filled with ice, give ‘er a few shakes and serve in a highball glass. Now get out...
“( 290) It’s not cheating when I paid for it.”
jewsdidit →
Woman punches through drive-thru window over...
Sounds like she could have done with a Happy Meal instead!
24-year-old Melodi Dushane was arrested after she punched through the drive-thru windows at McDonald’s in Ohio.
The reason?
They were out of Chicken McNuggets!
Dushane was treated for injuries before being put in jail and she pleaded not guilty to a vandalism charge. The whack-job was released on a recognizance bond and has been...
“(410): hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people...”
“Burritos….they’re like sleeping bags for ground beef.”
WatchPistol whipped yer face with a bicycle.
Dumbass.
LEBANON — Police in central Pennsylvania say they’ve nabbed a real pothead. They said an officer spotted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez inside a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. Investigators said Lopez was seen peering inside his baseball cap early Saturday morning in Lebanon, about 75 miles northwest of Philadelphia. When Lopez looked up, the officer noticed a...
