March 2011
7 posts
WatchLookin for love.
Watchblack-on-the-inside:
What will you do when something stops you? What will you say to the world? What will you be when it all comes crashing Down on you little girl? What would you do if you lost your beauty? How would you deal with the light? How would you feel if nobody chased you? What if it happened tonight?
“Today my friend held up a crusty baking pan to my face, and jokingly asked me...”
January 2011
4 posts
Watch“They look like snooki stretched out ” -Meara Stiller on the Kardashians.
Art by Audrey Kawasaki →
December 2010
6 posts
The fact you don't want a poodle. →
www.mylifeisaverage.com
September 2010
7 posts
August 2010
13 posts
Man makes shrimp pizza. Trashes restaurant. →
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come...
A stick.
“So we all just did a bunch of K and looked at rocks. But some of them were...”
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
19 posts
DRUGS ARE BAD. SO IS FLOOR FOOD.
WatchThis guy’s fantastic. Oprah audition.
“My dream girl is a dyke named Pancake.”
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It wuz dead.
